If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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