And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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