You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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