Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Ketchup is God's man juice
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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