Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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