Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Randomize