GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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