O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
