A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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