Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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