I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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