so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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