Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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