It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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