Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
