This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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