we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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