too bad you live with your parents still
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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