yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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