(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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