You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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