Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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