im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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