I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
we should paint friendship bongs
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