windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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