We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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