And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize