She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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