so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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