we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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