I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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