He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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