i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
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