Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
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