As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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