I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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