NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i think i just lost a toe
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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