dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
he thought i was a dude.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Randomize
