I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
whose parrot is this?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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