I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
sex on a bike is impossible
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