Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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