To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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