i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Bring me that man meat
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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