So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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