it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Randomize
