Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My room smells like vodka and shame
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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