Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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