No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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