I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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