he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
im on a boat
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