I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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