If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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