i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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