This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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