Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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