My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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