gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
