we have pet lesbian snakes
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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