how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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